Matt rife

Damn, he is on the road so much! Look at his schedule. Home

What comes to mind when thinking about him being on the road all the time?
1. How does he stay in great shape? Using hotel fitness center? In room workouts? Member of national chain of gyms?
2. I bet he gets lots of sex in many cities!
3. He has to eat out a lot. Maybe I should offer him a home-cooked meal and he can say at my place! :yum
 
Damn, he is on the road so much! Look at his schedule. Home

What comes to mind when thinking about him being on the road all the time?
1. How does he stay in great shape? Using hotel fitness center? In room workouts? Member of national chain of gyms?
2. I bet he gets lots of sex in many cities!
3. He has to eat out a lot. Maybe I should offer him a home-cooked meal and he can say at my place! :yum
Well on a recent podcast he says he never dated a fan so I doubt it he’s getting tons of action as he’s on the road a lot doing tours but you ever know he probably does do random hook ups
 
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Well on a recent podcast he says he never dated a fan so I doubt it he’s getting tons of action as he’s on the road a lot doing tours but you ever know he probably does do random hook ups

All it takes is asking a person after a show "are you a fan, oh, no, wanna hook up?"... semantics. :joy: And also he said dated, doink and dash isn't technically dating. Comedians know how to twist words.
 
All it takes is asking a person after a show "are you a fan, oh, no, wanna hook up?"... semantics. :joy: And also he said dated, doink and dash isn't technically dating. Comedians know how to twist words.
That’s what I was thinking. Fucking isn’t dating. He is too much fun and too sexy to just jerk it in random hotel rooms.

Can you imagine how many guys and girls are so horny for him after watching his show live and in person?
 
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That’s what I was thinking. Fucking isn’t dating. He is too much fun and too sexy to just jerk it in random hotel rooms.

Can you imagine how many guys and girls are so horny for him after watching his show live and in person?
Would be sooo horned up